Gee, that little piggy makes me crave a BLT with avacado.
Me too! That's why we keep trying to fatten her up.
I wonder if my yard is zoned for hens because freshly gathered eggs sure would make a good omlet.
Zoned? Who cares! Be like Nike and JUST DO IT!
Why o why is Russell leaving beautiful Maggie for a month for smoggy,smelly CA?
Because CA is still the epitome of paradise and the idyllic childhood to him. That may always be ... and my job is to accept the fact that ID may be for me, but not for him. We all just want our children to live happy lives, right? Ah, who am I kidding - he needs to stay here and be miserable with me!!
Wouldn't having his head measured for a crown wake Tim up?
Oh sure, he woke up. But waking up doesn't mean he has to carry through with getting outta bed.
Just plain weird that men at the dog park didn't mention said crown as they spoke to Tim.
I think it's just part of that unspoken male language. Secretly they were all wishing they had paper king crowns.
I wish I had one of those cupcakes!
You wouldn't have had a chance even if you were here. The rate of disappearing white sugar and flour around here is astonishing. Thus the need for pushing swiss chard quiche and raw milk down their throats any chance I get.
Is Autumn really crying in the hen coop?
Yes, because Tim just nailed the back of her pants to the coop wall so that she can live there. There are many many ways to eliminate the eye rolling and huffing and puffing in a household.
What do they do with all the chicken poop?
What chicken poop? Don't you know that chickens are genetically engineered to no longer poop?
Thanks Aunt Joan! That was fun! ;)